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DumberThanPaint is a 27 year old guy from Huntsville, Texas, USA.
Likes 3,769 pages, 558 videos, 231 photos88 fans • Received 31 reviews
Member since Jun 21, 2007
To all would be comedians, character assassins, fascists, and goons. Please put a little more effort into your thumbs down review of me than "his name says it all." Because this name I've chosen, it really tells only part of the story of how moronic I am. Help me tell the tale! Give me a negative review that I can wear like a badge of pride, you used car selling, paint huffing, frotteristic, over-grown frat-boys.

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Police: Woman Held Cat For Ransom After Losing Dog - West Palm Beach News Story …
Liked it Jul 2, 4:58am 2 reviews crime
http://www.wpbf.com/news/16758597/detail.html
From the page: "A South Florida woman has been charged with theft and extortion, accused by police of kidnapping a family's cat and holding it for ransom in hopes of getting her dog returned." Ahahahaha priceless.
Sex Offenders Attacker: I Would Do It Again - News Story - KIRO Seattle
Liked it Jun 20, 5:12am 1 review crime
http://www.kirotv.com/news/16658145/detail.html
From the page: "After learning that her Puyallup neighbor, 24-year-old William Baldwin, was a convicted level 3 sex offender from a flyer she received from the Pierce County Sheriff's Department, Tammy Gibson said, "I lost my mind." Some good old fashioned batshit. KIRO 7 Eyewitness News reporter Kevin McCarty interviewed both Gibson and Baldwin. "She grabbed a bat, picked it up and started beating the crap out of me. She started beating me the way a man would with a bat", said Baldwin of the incident. "I've never even seen her before and she just comes over and accuses me of molesting her children and attacks me with a bat.""
WPEC News 12 - CBS12.com : Video
Liked it Jun 9, 4:11pm 0 review crime, bizarre
http://www.cbs12.com/video/index.php?bcpid=1137883291&bclid=1143359274&bctid=...
WPEC News 12 - CBS12.com : Video
Liked it Jun 9, 4:41am 5 reviews crime, bizarre
http://www.cbs12.com/video/index.php?bcpid=1137883291&bclid=1143359274&bctid=...
Pure retardation, caught on film.
Unique form of criminal justice served in VT | NECN
Liked it Jun 4, 9:41pm 1 review crime, bizarre
http://www.necn.com/Boston/New-England/Unique-form-of-criminal-justice-served...
Fuck that, I'll take the prison sentence, thank you. I'll take the road more traveled.
YouTube - Robbery Suspect Kicks Attorney in Court, Cop Gets Tazed
Liked it Jun 3, 5:10am 6 reviews crime, video
http://video.stumbleupon.com/?p=uss318l60w
I hope I get a client like this.
Guidespot.com: 21 Best Mugshots Evar
Liked it May 18, 4:41pm 69 reviews crime
http://www.guidespot.com/guides/a2KaFy2VvlNOVEd2HPJ-8Q
KSTP.com - DETECTIVES: Chris Jenkins murder connects dozens around country
Liked it Apr 27, 12:22pm 2 reviews crime
http://kstp.com/article/stories/s421846.shtml?v=1
ABC News: Felony Peanut Charge Sparks Debate
Liked it Apr 24, 8:31pm 1 review crime, bizarre
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/AllergiesNews/Story?id=4697036&page=1
From the page: "An eighth-grader in Lexington, Ky., was arrested Sunday on felony wanton endangerment charges for allegedly putting peanut butter cookie crumbs in the lunch box of a classmate with a severe peanut allergy." You're going to charge a fucking 8th grader as an adult? Who the fuck is prosecuting this case? Bozo the clown?
Rape a child, pay with your life, Louisiana argues - CNN.com
Liked it Apr 17, 9:37pm 5 reviews crime
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/15/rape.execution/index.html
I thumbs upped this site, not because I agree with the point, but because I disagree with it 100%. Rapists are terrible. I agree with that sentiment. But that doesn't mean rapists deserve to be put to death. Hell you can fucking MURDER a man and get fucking life, but if you diddle a child you get death. The pendulum of justice swings. Now in the US, drug offenses are no longer the concern of the esteemed public, but we have to absolutely crucify everyone convicted of rape. P.S. What makes a crime committed against a child any more heinous than a crime committed against an adult? Are adults less important than children? Does a person who is fully cognizant of the nature of the sexual assault deserve any less legal "protection?" Fuck no.
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